Friday, August 22, 2008

The Friday Go Fuck Yourself And Good Riddance Award...

....goes to the Atlanta Braves. And I renamed the Award just for them, just for this week... heh heh heh.

And why, you ask, the Atlanta Braves? Well, because they're the Atlanta Braves, formerly relevant, now irrelevant, and deserve a good, hearty "Go Fuck Yourself," probably supplemented with "Go Fuck Yourself, We No Longer Care About Your Irrelevant Also-Ran Team With Your Old Tired Roster, And By The Way, Take Your Mike Fucking Hampton And Shove Him Up Your Old Irrelevant Ass."

That type of thing... hahahahaha ha!

And why good riddance? Well, because after how many years of the Braves' having been our strongest competition in the division, I think a good, hearty "Good Riddance" is in order, don't you?

And while I'm at it, a good, hearty "Good Riddance" to one Chipper Jones, who had the audacity to name one of his children "Shea," the smarmy fucker that he is.

And that's it for this week, folks. Stay tuned....

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