Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Kiss It, Paulie And Other Things


Hmmmm.... so I'm watching the SNY pregame show, and Paul Lo Duca (remember him???) has himself a nice little interview. This, of course, after his having publicly stated that he hopes we'll lose all our games. Publicly. And I'm sure I'm not taking things out of context, either. So he goes on and on with Kevin, and talks about all the great friends he had and has on the team, and how he misses New York, and the boos, and the cheers, and I'm thinking to myself, in the immortal words of The Terminator, Arnold Schwarzenegger, as the different choices are swirling through my head -- f*** you, a**hole, is the one that readily comes to mind.

With friends like you, Paulie, who needs enemas, er, I mean enemies. Yeah, that's what I meant. And maybe one big gigantic enema up the Mets butts to flush Paulie out for good, once and for all.

Ahhhhhhhh, how sweeeeeeeeeet it is!

3 comments:

thekingofsnark said...

enemas seemsto be appropriate imagery with Lo Douche-a

he was such a washout last year

DINGOMETS said...

Yeah, ya know, for some reason I'm just not missin' Paulie this year...

Deb said...

To think I always liked Paulie, Paul of Lo Doucha. LOL You know, instead of Man of La Mancha - Paul of Lo Doucha. Hee hee hee - thanks, King of Snark!

Anyway, bring on the Drano....