...upon the entire New York Mets organization, top down, everyone, everybody, nobody left out, all of 'em. Fred, Jeffy, Omar, Willie, Jerry, and the whole entire team.Go fuck yourselves, boys, and I hope you don't enjoy it. Because you fucked us, and as sure as I sit here writing this post, it doesn't feel good, it surely doesn't. And not even Viagra would help the Met fan at this point.
Fred and Jeffy, here's to you. All you two care about, obviously, is the bottom line. You don't really care about winning, and care even less about producing a champion. Your gods are money and more money. In your pockets. You're more worried about Citifield, ticket prices, and your network, and the team is but an afterthought. So, fuck you.
Omar, here's to YOU, buddy. Your nose is so far up Fred's ass that you may as well be part of him; in fact, you probably are. Your fondness for over-the-hill oft-injured has-beens has been duly noted, and if I see Moises Alou so much as within a 30 mile radius of CitiField, your ass is its grass. Same goes for Luis Castillo and Pedro Martinez. But then, you work for a guy who simply cares about revenue, and I suppose there is lots of money to be made by exploiting the fan's fondness for fading stars.
And this here is the flag that ought to be flying proudly and grandly over CitiField next year.Willie and Jerry, here's to both of you, as well. Willie, ya never should have been hired, and Jerry, ya probably should be fired. I'm sorry to say that in Jerry's case, because I genuinely like him, but I think he's not what this team needs right now.
And a special "fuck you very much" to the entire New York Mets team, with the exception of Johan Santana, who's probably scratching his ass right about now and wondering why the fuck he came here in the first place.
And a very, very special "fuck you" to David Wright and Jose Reyes. Here's what I want from you, boys -- you're now officially the Eli Mannings of pre-2008. In other words, it's time to put up, or shut up. It's time to step up and take the team. It's time to man up. It's time to put your guts, heart, talent and mettle in front of your mouths. It's do or die. It's lead, follow, or get the fuck out of the way.
Fuck you all, fuck you very much. We are all well and truly fucked.
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Direct and to the point. Exactly what they all deserve.
The picture in your previous post reminded me of this.
The entire organization (sans Santana) should have to take a bite.
You betcha, boys. Hence, the bestowing of the rather dubious honor by yrs truly :).
Right now, I'm listening to Mike Francesa. And he's 100% right, and especially about Manuel. He should not be back. And the team has showed it has no heart, toughness or clutch. Why, indeed, would we want the team back?????
You always bring the venom. I love it.
Thank you, Mets Police. May I say I'm a daily faithful reader of your blog, and I appreciate your coming over and providing your vote of support. :)
Wow. I sense....
Oh, I don't know...
Anger?
LOL. You are obviously new to the blog, Weesle. Anger, disdain, vitriol, and venom. I got 'em all... hee hee hee *snicker.*
Sums things up perfectly. Today, they're all bums. That having been said we do have a stronger base to build a team around than we did after 2006 and 2007. Courage.
I'm not sure I agree with that, Rickey. Although, the acquisition of Santana, on second thought, makes you probably right in some respects. :)
Yeah, as much as we want (and deserve) more from Wright, Reyes, and Beltran, you add them to Santana and you've got 4 excellent parts to a winning ball club.
Alas, you need a bullpen, two more outfielders, a second baseman, a....
OK, now I'm depressed.
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