The Juice In The Can....

.....or the continuing saga of one O.J. Simpson. Former football player extraordinnaire, ersatz murderer, now convicted felon.

And my only question is -- what took so long for the justice system to get it right??????

And yeah, Juice, you got 99 problems all right... and "no bitch" is the best it's going to get for you for a long, long time. That is, of course, less'n YOU become somebody's bitch, which would be just about right, in my view.

Just about right.