The Good, The Bad, The Ugly...The Mets!: There is no difference between Pedro Martinez this year and Tom Glavine last year; period; end of story.

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Sunday, September 7, 2008

We (Mets Fans) Hold These Truths To Be Self-Evident...

...that all ~~over-the-hill can't-throw-anymore crusty-old-and-I-do-mean-old-veteran-should-be-put-out-to-pasture-picked-off-the-scrap-heap-pitchers~~ men are created equal.

Ugh.

Stuff Of The Monumentally Stupid

Fred Wilpon.
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Rush Limbaugh. Sarah Palin. Ann Coulter. Laura Ingraham. Hell, the whole f***ing lot of 'em.
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Derek Jeter and his Edge.
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Former Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me."
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Weakest Link host Anne Robinson to Contestant: Andy, which letter of the alphabet sounds exactly the same as a term for a female sheep?

Contestant: Baaah?

NO, YOU STUPID A$$!