THE GOOD
Don't the guys look lovely in their uniforms this year? And how about Carlos Beltran's facial hair? Dreaaaaaamy. And that David Wright's got about the cutest patootie out there!
THE BAD
Well, they do LOOK good. And as us girls know, if you look good, you feel good, and that's bound to carry over onto the field. Right, girls? So let's give 'em all a great big smoochie-poo, and send 'em off to battle the big bad opposing teams!
And we can't forget to put Dingo Ding Dong on the bad list, girls, now can we, for being a tad late in posting The GBU today. Bad, bad, Ding Dong, bad, bad boy!
THE UGLY
Our pretty boys simply aren't playing that well, now, are they? And pretty little girly man Aaron Heilman, the big pussy that he is, couldn't even get us girls out right now, probably. Hey Willie, us girls think Dirty Sanchez with the deep, soulful eyes must be the eighth-inning go-to guy, and we surely hope you agree with us.
THE REALLY PRETTY
And aren't our heading colors really pretty today?
